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Iam。

Adailyblogger,Iamnot。

Illsayitintwosentences;Karenwillsayitinessayformwithlotsofdetail,whichyoumightfindalotmoreinterestingthanyourefindingme。

IjustfinishedupsomeOpenRoadWritingworkandwasabouttoturnoffRupertwhenIrememberedmylittleNaBloPoMoproject。

Andresentedit。

Oh,IllkeepgoingbecausethatshowIam。

Icantwinwithknittingchallenges,butwritingchallenges?

Well,Icallmyselfawritingwhoreyougotwriting?

Illdoit。

So,yeah,thewritingchallengesIcanfinish。

Itweeted,lookingforatopic。

JessaLucametotherescuewithhersuggestionthatIwriteaboutNBCandtheirsucktacularcoverageoftheolympics(sic)(jessaluTweet1,852)(yes,ImmakingupMLAcitationformat。

Imadorkaswellasawhore。

Writingwhore)。

WTF#1:Womensfigureskatingisontonight,butImwatching,what?

Notfigureskating。

WTF#2:WhilethelittlegirlwhoseMamafellinskicrosshadthecutestmittens,Ireallydidntthinkitwasappropriatetoshowherfear。

ThisistheOLYMPICS,NBC,notsomecheesyrealityshow。

Well,technicallyitISreality,butnotthatickykind。

Stopbeingicky。

WTF#3:BobCostas,areyoulookingfordrama?

YoutriedsooohardtomakeEvanLysaceksaysomethingungraciousaboutEvgeniPlushanko,andallthathappenedisYOUlookedlikeajerk。

WTF#4:Whenpeoplewinmedals,pleaseletthemhavetheirmomentofglory。

Dontactlikeasilverisdogpoopandabronzeis,well,whatsworsethandogpoop?

Frogguts。

Yeah,dontactlikeabronzeisfrogguts。

Orroadkill。

Athleteswhogettostandonthepodiumatalldeservesomekudos。

WhatelsehaveImissed?